How Jackass President Trump Crapped on Clemson

I cheered the Clemson Tigers when they trashed the hated Alabama Crimson Tide on Jan 7 to win their second college football championship in three years.

But I've changed my tune. Now it's this--screw Clemson!

To hell with those classless jokers. To me this team will forever be tainted because of a monumental misstep. Yesterday they visited the White House as guests of the Idiot in charge--Donald Trump. Traditionally champions of pro and college sports visit the White House for a pat on the back by the President. But, if the President is a jackass--and that's the nicest thing you can say about this sorry excuse for a human being--the team acknowledges this by declining the invitation.

Clemson should have resoundingly rejected the White House invite. But the 75-man team, headed by coach Dabo Sweeney, showed up, making fools of themselves. Attending the ceremony is, in a sense, supporting this Clown.

What a stupid move! Clemson thereby moves to the top of my list of Boneheaded Teams.

And how does the Clown show his appreciation? He serves them a buffet of fast food. Champions deserve a gourmet meal, not burgers and pizza. But what else do you expect from this jerk?

His excuse for the low-class meal is that, with the government on partial shutdown, the staff members who would have handled this catered event were on furlough. So Trump paid for it himself. A notorious cheapskate, he wasn't going to spring for something expensive, like steak and lobster, for such a large group. So he took the low road and served them the fast-food crap he normally feasts on.

He pats himself on the back, crowing that he's giving them the kind of food they prefer. What a pile of crap! By serving them junk food he's disrespecting them, essentially saying this is what they deserve.

I don't feel sorry for this team. They set themselves up for this smack in the face, this foul gesture, by accepting the invite in the first place. They really are getting what they deserve.

This is how it is. When you're rummaging around in the sewer, you can't complain about getting crapped on.